No, Ann Magnuson’s not around to keep telling him to STFU.

Isn’t it bad enough Cruise already crapped all over Jack Reacher?

Gods, they’ve been dropping like flies the last year or so! It’s really depressing to see so many people whose work you enjoyed step on the rainbow....

Evolution is a better movie than it gets credit for.

Shh! NASA’s been keeping that The Earth is actually a really big cube a secret for over 60 years....

I liked Alien Resurrection, 21st Century Peon — despite Ripley being part Alien herself and the Xenomorophs running around on schedule killing people, it never lost its air of “wry apocalypse”.

UPVOTED for your name - a fine, fine antidepressant, and one that keeps me from juggling my cats, or taking a long walk off the roof.

THE DEFENDERS was good right up until the last two episodes - but, yeah, it really Jackass’d the Landing, didn’t it?

Thank you, Grover Norquist.

I’m not sure Mike Myers has any room to look slack-jawed as assholic behavior, myself....

Maybe I’m closer to my favorite Gay Oscar Nerds Joe Reid and Chris V. Feil than I first thought, but I don’t think a short show that cuts out the Technical Awards (which is what would get cut because — Starfucking!) is the right direction for the Oscars to go in.

It’s a step in the right direction, especially given George C. Scott’s portrayal, while not as embarrassing as Johnny Depp’s in The Lone Ranger , had no reason to be in that movie. Nothing about Scott in the role suggested he was either Indigenous or a Sociopathic Killer with Ice in His Veins.

Was that the guy who Charlie’s father Andy “Pushes”, and it brings up some subconscious feelings that result in him dressing up in women lingerie, then sticking his hand in the garbage disposal?

It also completely whiffs King’s ending by having Charlie go to the NY TIMES to tell her story and expose The Shop — something which King makes very clear won’t do any good because the Mainstream Media is about controlling dissent rather than embracing it.

I’d like you to meet the fans of Alex Kurtzman’s vision (and I use the term advisedly) of STAR TREK.

Disney decided to lean into JJ Abrams’ worst instincts.

I’d hoped that SW Episode 9 would be closer to “The Balance in the Force” where Rey and Kylo come to realize that they need each other, and the Universe needs them both, to maintain the balance in The Force. One of the few original ideas in TFA was that The Republic was responsible for the rise of The First Order…

Yeah, firing Lord&Miller that late into the game smells like some major petty bullshit on Disney’s part.

I’m pretty sure Ron Howard kind of hates being Hollywood’s Safe Directorial Choice, after starting out as the TV Kid Star who got his first directing gig from Roger Corman, did a comedy about morgue workers running a prostitution ring out of their job, then a romantic comedy about a guy who falls for a mermaid that…

Well, they’re in evidence in how Buzz Lightyear reacts to his surroundings in the first movie, and his encounter with the toy Zurg in the second movie.