I mean, I like the song, but it really sounds like something I’ve heard...many times before? If you’d told me it was sung by Beyonce, Shakira or Lady Gaga, I would’ve said “Sure”.

Which is actually smart, if Omicron is as contagious as they’re saying it is.

Really, Meatwad of the New Jersey Meatwads!

I mostly go to late-evening showings (after 9 pm, or 10 pm if I can swing it!), and the theaters are by and large empty — so I feel perfectly safe because nobody’s sitting any closer than 50 feet away from me.

BLASPHEMY!!!!

How “America” and “U.S.” got to be used interchangeably, especially when America is two whole continents joined by a land bridge, really shows us who live in the U.S. up as conceited provincials.

Isn’t that Alpha Flight, The Kinja Caffeine Spider?

Yes! So do I, SpecialCharactersNotAllowed!

“Canadian Psycho”

Because it’s American Football, rather than what the rest of the world considers “Football” and we call “Soccer”?

I’m glad somebody clarified that!

Isn’t “Five-Timers’ Club”? Because there’s more than one member, and “Five-Timers” belongs to “Club”....

You mean the Inquisitor General, Ben Stone?

it’s amazing how much the Grinch appears to be not much more than an actual horror story until the final five minutes

But do you do it in a black stretchie?

What does everybody think of del Toro’s premise for the second movie? I’m not sure how it would play for us to discover that the kaiju were sent by our future selves to destroy us before we rendered the planet entirely FUBAR.

You’re right, it really didn’t have to be, Hiemoth.

Not just any generic blonde guy — Clint Eastwood’s less-talented son!

Yep, Stegrelo — two-time Oscar winner, two years in a row...both as Best Supporting Actor.

LUKE CAGE managed to do well with him as Cottonmouth — until they killed him off halfway through the first season!