This is Mabel now....

I wonder if you’re still be laughing and snarking when your own house blows down or burns up because of the very climate change you’re denying, bfred.

Be ashamed, bfred.

Uh...wasn’t that the entire point of his latest movie...?

So excuse me for pointing out and scolding AV Club for doing the one thing that Jezebel rightfully call them out for

Why would they need to?

suffused with the frustrations Ball feels as she’s told, essentially, that she’s not enough of a looker to make it in the movies.

That’s because it’s a binge on television — which means you can stop after each episode and take a bathroom break or get more chips and drinks.

Well, this goy thinks Absolute Bagels on Broadway between 107th and 108th Streets is pretty good — though as with so many things associated with Judaism in New York it’s run by a Chinese family!

Don’t forget Bob Clark started out directing She-Man, about a Vietnam deserter blackmailed into forced feminization by the drag queen “Dominita” — followed up by the decidedly pretentious horror comedy Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things.

Either this will go utterly off the rails (I sure hope not!), or it will rock even more than Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse did.

It’s about a Nobel Prize-winning Hematologist dying of a rare blood disease who becomes a “living vampire” — like Batman, it comes by its grimdark naturally.

Oh, here I am getting pedantic...in the greys!

And all the while, Tokoyo Rose is calling out to Ralphie, “You’ll shoot your eye out! You’ll shoot your eye out!”

Nope, it’s the 1930s because they had a radio, not a television.

You mean “Bear-Whiz Beer”, Ozilla?

Didn’t they used to sell RC Cola in California? I remember not only drinking it, I remember that for a time Lee Majors(!) was their spokesperson.

They may very well be for tax law and grammar, Belly Button Lint Connoisseur.

Geez, I’m not going that far by any means! I just feel the Sixties version, problematic casting and all, is as close to perfect as you can get -- and I’d really rather Spielberg tried something new.

The movie’s already been made — why do we need Spielberg pissing all over it a second time?