I beg you, Hassenger — don’t give Lorne Michaels any ideas.
D.R. Darke
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It could be the new “Your brother is standing in a field in Afghanistan!”, Brick HardMeat!
Yes, they don’t go nearly far enough, Jesse Hassenger!
Your tiki torch and your copy of “The Horst Wessel Song”, MaxBlancke.
What was it Keith Olbermann used to say? “Comedian Rush Limbaugh” as a way to mock Limbaugh’s lame defense that he’s Just an Entertainer, and not a toxic waste dump spewing all over the American airwaves...?
You’re not in college anymore (I assume, though that would certainly explain a lot) so you don’t need to try to impress your sociology professor.
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Take it away, Ed McMahon!
Well, the upside to the Golden Globes most years is us regular folk getting the chance to watch celebrities get hammered (open bar, seated at tables) and cut loose.
Damn, what a long, strange trip her life was.
Kevin James and Erinn Hayes would like a word with you....
He’s 55, so while he’s older, it’s not impossible that he married later so he could be sure he could provide for a wife and child.
Think about how I feel - my first conscious memory is walking home from the movies with my parents and younger brothers, and hearing people telling people “The President (JFK) Was Shot!”
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OMG, it’s even a bigger skewering than I remember it being! I was first twigged to Enigma’s “Sadeness”
You don’t think he can get back to that character, then?
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You and Mark Kermode both!
The Man From the Diogenes Club would be kind of cool — especially if Johnny Depp were to do Richard Jeperson as a “saving my career from a very bad marriage” move.
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1939's The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, maybe?
Like I said — Not Right in the Head.
Great, smart action film -- one of the first Robert DeNiro performances I actually liked.