I am pretty sure that Pinky and The Brain already did that.

Shia Lebeouf is in this one. The 1969 mission is the intro to the movie. There will be no Megan Fox, Sam's love interest will be changed.

The site is fun. Thanks.

@daschupa: LOL, that's true. That's a cheap bastard. It caused me pain see an original Edison gramophone going for less than a thousand dollars.

@gcas: The "they are putting lives at risk!" mantra has become the new "think about the children!"

@macbradf: Thank you indeed.

Clearly the government has become a self-perpetuating machine. If the privacy of the citizens is threatened, they do nothing. If the privacy of the government is threatened, they will use every method available to reach their goals.

@pyriccrash: Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night long.

@Chris Braak: Thank you both for demonstrating internet's real-time feedback !

When does the Jabba swimsuit come out ? I need a gift for my mother-in-law this christmas.

@Rob the Sturgeon: Absolutely, DON'T USE ASPIRIN ON KIDS, unless you want to ruin their liver.

@113Doctor: Not really, but you'll have a great time.

@Virgil Tudor: Generals don't like traitors?

@SoBBolton:

@Onizuka-GTO: I want a t-shirt with his face, Guevara style.

@Tim_Ballard: Nah, that Brazilian dude who got shot probably misunderstood it.

@Mike Worldcrusher: The USA is doing exactly what Assange showed us: they get to their goal using third parties and employ every method available in a way that would make Machiavelli proud.

Welcome back, senator.

@truthtellah: This confirms my theory that John Lennon actually paid Mark Chapman to kill him in a painless way.

@Benitocarmona: Brazilian. I'd recognize that booty everywhere.