I THINK ABOUT MEL GIBSON’S TORTURED BLANK 1979 EYES WHEN I HUMP MY ARMCHAIR! MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

Sorry, but I take the contrarian view in all this: your company owns the hardware and licenses. This stuff belongs to them.

I have my own unreliable van to love and drive and camp in.It might even be slower!!

Gotta love classic VW ads.

You forgot to ask the next question: why to reverse the dadbod?

For calling you out? I don’t need one. Your attitude is smug and callous. You read a long-form article about a decade of terror and rape and violence a non-violent criminal endured in your prison system, and your reaction was to make a remark that was flippant, snarky, simple-minded and indifferent to human suffering…

Really? Your best option is “avoid getting sent to prison”, not “Force those idiots running the prisons to get their act together.”?

Well that’s the key here. Lower income problems. Lawmakers know that the votes don’t come from lower income people who have to work all the time or take care of others.

I just love how you’ve turned this discussion about cars into “BUT MEANWHILE BEANERS ARE ALLOWED IN THE STATE UNMOLESTED AS IF THEY’RE HUMAN BEINGS OR SOMETHING”.

They’re also crashing your healthcare system since, you know, they don’t have legal identities and don’t pay, but that’s alright, you don’t have to deal with them much since they conveniently get priced out of “nice” areas through concerted efforts of zoning, real estate prices and law enforcement pressure.

They also…

yeah, but it’s Houston. No one wants to be there. (My mom’s Texan, so I can say all that mean stuff)

Fuck you. Immigrants, legal and not, keep this state running and put in way more than they take. Why don’t you read something that isn't racist propaganda.

Just a quick note: In California we call them “undocumented immigrants.” They’ve actually helped build our economy to one of the biggest in the world. Some other colloquialisms you might not be used to: “Cement Pond” is called a “swimming pool” or just “pool” for short. We typically refer to “Barrack Hussein Obama”…

New Jerseys version of rednecks who inhabit the Pine barrens. Basically a whole lot of confederate flags (even though their ancestors fought for the Union go figure) brodozers with “Piney power” bumper stickers ect...

Yea, so funny to spew that shit all over guys on bikes out to enjoy the nice day. You sir are as much of a twatwaffle for thinking that’s funny as the brotard driving and the cuntstick filming.

I love PB if for nothing else than the debates I’ve had with my wife over her. I keep trying to convince her that PB is evil or at least morally bankrupt due to how often she plays God, and she wants to believe that PB is just smart and only looking out for the good of her kingdom. The crazy princess tried to commit…

I am surprised Gravity Falls doesn't get more love here or over on Io9. It has some pretty intriguing subtext going on and gets quite weird at times. Similarly, Phineas and Ferb often surprised with some of its references though it is sadly ending. Perhaps because they are Disney products?