Is Hordor what you pickup prostitutes in?

As a European: Damn.

How could I miss that! Thanks for the catch. Clearly I need some more coffee this morning.

Is there anything better than a fast sedan?

Never driven a gen 5 Viper, have you?

Hyundai makes a coupe version of the Elantra. Did you know that? I seriously didn't. So I guess it's not really a surprise that Hyundai is ending production of the coupe version of its economy sedan after just two years on the market.

I would buy this.

I was surprised at how different the cars felt. The only thing that stood out as similar is how the engines went up the tach - not zooming, but eager for the redline, feeling totally comfortable doing it.

What about a 707 HP RWD Dodge Caravan?

Breaking news - Guy who loves air cooled beetles also loves Air Cooled Porsches! Who would have thought... ;-)

Hey-ooo

Which means I am, too.

HELLCAT ALL THE THINGS. LOCAL MOTORS HELLCAT RALLY FIGHTER!!!!

Good luck with seeing any GIFs on Gawker Media right now.

I look forward to the burnout GIFs.

Amateur Hour

And to add how I feel: There's nothing about this that isn't tragic, there's nothing about this that wasn't avoidable.

A little piece of my brain kills itself every time I see that word.