Should these collectively be known, on Jalopnik, as the Gates of Heaven?

How do you not notice the make the car smell funny lever is engaged that long?

I'd like to reopen the polls for Tuesday's QOTD; What's the greatest prank in automotive history.

Clarkson has wise words on this subject

Prius driver in a car with a choke

Mermaps moo mould moo mome meemerch memore micking mublish.

What can you come up with that'll work on a round window?

Winter tires stop you in a much shorter distance. That's a fact, like it or not.

I'm pretty sure its a law here in Wisconsin to forget what snow and rain is, and how to drive in or on it.

/itsalwaysafuckingcamry

I look forward to the civil suits that will quickly remedy that "affluenza" for both him and his parents.

I know people will laugh, but a GM mid-size with the 3800 engine. Those cars were just tanks. Example of the beast my father gave to my brother who is hell on cars.

As I posted before.. just wait till the snow melts.

An old farmer that lives next to the property I hunt on has his own legendary proverb:

4X4 means you just get farther before you are irreversibly stuck.

Who wears panties anymore? That's like saying you don't have a Brazilian.

Get comfortable.............or whatever.

Do. Not. Get. Out. Of. The. Car.

So do we have any idea why he was pissed enough to double bird the winner?