Saying that there’s no excitement in watching teams fight for 4th place, which is worth like $5 million when compared to 5th, is like saying that it’s not exciting to watch NFL teams fight for wild-card playoff spots because there’s no way they’ll win a Super Bowl.

Not every race is going to be an interesting story for the ages. We’re lucky if we get 1 race like that per season in ANY series. Hell, the same’s true for most sports.

“I haven’t been properly invested in a season of F1 since 2012...”

Yeah, except her accuser is a woman. So, if anything, the lesson here is women aren’t even really safe from harassment when their boss is another woman. 

getting sexually harassed by women to own the libs is the epitome of weird flex but ok

Incel detector is off the scale.

You know, you could have saved time by just saying, “I didn’t read this shit but I’m big mad at women.”

Are you ok after that ridiculous reach?

Meanwhile, on the Delta flight: “If you look outside the right side of the plane you’ll see Southwest Flight 214. Give the poor folks packed in over there a big wave using all of your available elbow room.”

I always liked “Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying SouthWest. If you look out the left side of the plane you’ll see Delta Flight 176. Give them a wave so they can see what a full airplane looks like.”

But it sure is going to brag about how close it got!

If this isn’t COTD I’m losing hope in the internet.

*Siiiiiigh*  Just take your damn star and go...

Back in the day, it was a passenger plane asking for the SR-71 to get out of the way

Obligatory:

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

That is the argument of somebody who has thought about all this for an apparently mentally exhausting 2 seconds or so.

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