@captnkunuckles: I'm going with the second - given the realism in all the samples, the fish on the floor are obviously mean to be 'flat' and 'stuck-on', ie: the floor pattern. Also, IF the floor fish were meant to have come from that tank, they'd have never all fit in there at once.

Double-Tag every "Handicap" spot with those equally primo positioned spots for "Expectant Mothers", and let the two "Special" classes of people duke it out in the parking lot. It may not solve everyone's problems, but that would be some entertaining shit right there.

Thank you, Mvtherfvcking Democrats!! Yeah, it's the DEMS (again) trying to stick their stinking fvcking noses where they don't belong. I hope everyone has learned their lesson; next time, elect someone with ACTUAL experience, other than some BS (ahem) "Community Organizing" garbage and Trainer for ACORN. Jeezus…

@UgoBogdan: Aww... I think you're overreacting a bit, no? I mean, it's not like President 0dumbo and "Meats" Napalitano's TSA would let something like a teenage kid skirt security, make his way to an airliner, climb in the jet's wheel-well, and ultimately be found to have fallen to his death on takeoff, amirite?

@themightyspitz:

@kirruu: Easy then - let her lappy get infected with viruses and malware.. If you fix it, take your time, or she can pay someone else..

@a.seivewright: You sure it was the condom at which she was laughing? ;-) ..

@Kardster: You leave potato chips out of this!!!

@CorporateRobot: You're right; what a couple of idiots they are for personalizing and enjoying their marriage ceremony.

@\m/ chaosphere \m/: If you harbor such ill-will towards the guy, why continue to line his pockets with your hard-earned money and instead switch to Android phones and tablets?

@SkiBum1207: The only thing stopping Apple from releasing more iPhones is that Jobs is currently too busy raping the tablet market. He'll get back to phones when HQ needs a new coat of paint - until then, he just sitting back laughing his ass off at the Fantard supporters who he knows will wait in line for hours once…

OMG!! REAL GRASS!!!

@Amoliski: That SWOOSHING sound was the point going right over your head.

@johnnystreets: Probably no more than you missing his point?

Where does it list, "butter knife"?

Wasn't Poe like this really Goth dude? You know, like Stephen King only Gotherer? Yeah, I know what that's like, man.

@Swifter: I totally el-oh-elled at this. Bravo.

@C4R4V4Nz_4_LIFE: Which is more goddamned stupid - actually trying to jump speeding cars with a contraption strapped to your legs on TV, or just televising it?

@maximum-sienna: Newsflash! Damn near ANY language is more phonetically consistent than English.

@jayntampa: This reminds of something said by good ol' Abe Lincoln; "It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and resolve all doubt."