Look, I’ll say it: On the one hand, it’s fairly irresponsible to throw around wild, damaging claims about celebrities’ intimate lives.

Always. It’s how I stay so thin... :p

I know it’s trendy to shit on people who unironically watch Dancing with the Stars, but we loved it. We love dance, and seeing non-dancers go way, way outside their comfort zones with actual dance professionals — less the fascist Republicans who have been on the show — is extremely fun.

Len Goodman was really the…

Having lived near a Levain Bakery all my life until a few months ago — you’re correct. But they also weren’t really a chain, as they have like 5-6 local locations between NYC and the Hamptons, and were pretty serious about their supply chain and stores.

We asked!  Weirdly, apparently goat milk causes a reaction in most kids who have a milk protein intolerance!   It was bizarre to know that the intolerance crosses species like that but there we are...

Just for clarity, we understand that cow’s milk is much worse than anything else. Just that if you’re already choosing alternatives, going with the next worse (by a lot) isn’t necessarily the best.

I mean, we have a toddler with a milk protein intolerance (not lactose, that’s easy!) — so we did a bunch of looking and almond milk is just... the woooooooooorst.

I mean... oat milk (at least) is like 2x the price of equivalent whole milk... so of course it’s a money thing? Appears soy milk is too?

My only complaint was going to be that The Thing was probably going to be too low, but #2 behind The Shining I can’t complain about. I’d probably have it #1 on my list, but that’s a minor quibble — Halloween if it were in the 1980s would obviously make the top-2 and I’d have to make a hard call...

I would 100% ride or die for my pizza place (whichever one I found) that was The Best for me where I lived, since my “default” pizza is a pepperoni + black olive. it’s pretty easy to screw up.

Are you there, Sunday Times, it’s me Judy Blume...

For reference:

Technically, no.

It’s frozen. And worth every penny. (please note, only the original)

So, maybe nostalgia — but I wasn’t hugely impressed by the Kettle version, and the best version still used to be these old, discontinued Ruffles:

SCOTUS at least has to take it marginally easy, since any restrictions on corporate-personhood or money-as-speech could potentially weaken Citizens United which would be the backfire of all backfires to the Alt-Right...

Missed a couple...

So, having done the salt-as-sugar thing to myself by accident repeatedly — my buddy used to have all-day poker marathons at his place when we were younger, which required an early morning train ride, and his wife made awesome coffee and chocolate chip cookies, but the salt was always next to the sugar... oy — I do not…

At no point have I ever in my life eaten a BEC that’s with a fried egg, having lived in NYC for 46 years.

Yep, recently had an online conversation about it and mentioned I still sometimes refer to the old title just because I’m old and forgot they renamed it and people were aghast — I didn’t even realize my “old title” was the “newer” title! I’d never even heard the ORIGINAL original title, yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes...