Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

One in hole!

The real story is that they didn’t fine some of the Eagles players like Carson Wentz and Zach Ertz for wearing cleats with Bible verses that aren’t tied to any particular charity or foundation.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

The Altima end to the fight

That was Over The Top.

“You can take the Rams out of Missouri, but you can’t take Missouri out of the Rams.”

If the Vikings are able to field an ACTUAL Viking, the Bears should be able to field an actual Bear.

I mean, how else are you going to find Jesus and redemption? Gotta start somewhere.

Defendant’s Name: Ray Lewis III

Someone tell Dwight there is a perfectly legal substance to enhance grip in situations like this

“Hey, great win out there.”

Paul: Hey Kevin, do you prefer The Durantula or KD?

The co-worker with whom I share a very, very thin wall. That’s fucking who.

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”

And as always, Tony Allen is First Team All-Defense, even on offense.

They should have just killed two birds with one stone on that call. “Hey Lovie... you’re fired, sorry about that. Now, we’d like to quickly do a 20 minute phone screener for our newly opened Head Coaching position.”