Been there, done that, got the tee-shirt. When people ask me how many miscarriages I had before we ended up with an actual baby, I just say “fewer than 10.” Had them with fertility cycles, I had them between the fertility cycles. This is the way I know, at a gut, experiential level, that a fertilized egg is not a…

While I appreciate your opinion. As terrible as Avatar was, Titanic was worse. Old Rose tossing a rare jewel into the ocean,proving she’d never used it for good just confirmed my opinion that Jack should have shoved her off the door.

Ladies and Gents:

I’ll leave this to Selina:

Worse. People may start to realize the US is not the perfect paragon of virtue that is constantly jammed down our throats as children.

Are we just glossing over the fact that Trump sued the NFL in the 1980's? And that maybe his opinion on all things football is clouded by that $1 settlement the USFL owners got? Because he seems like the type of guy to hold a decades long grudge over being thoroughly bitchslapped in court like that.

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

I’ve already hardened my heart against him. Don’t make me think about how darling he’d look in a peignoir.

Kushner registering to vote.

Oh, he transitioned...

Oh, I’m sure hockey fans will have a calm and rational reaction if he does.

Most of you have probably already seen this but for those who haven’t, this is the single time it’s appropriate to use the phrase YES KWEEN:

I’m sure by now somebody has told him, but what are the odds that Trump knew Puerto Rico was part of the US a month ago?

Well if this is all true, and even if it isn’t, I expect an article detailing some aspect of this issue for the next 500 days. Also, I would expect that Fox is going to have this on every fucking show, every fucking day, from now until eternity, since email security is an issue so near and dear to them. Also, when…

Please just let me make jokes.

I find it hard to believe 3LW has been so busy for the last three years that they only just got around to filing this suit.

She’s a horrible wife for kissing her friend?

Once I was in the loo at the airport and I farted. A woman in another stall said loudly, “That’s disgusting! Who did that?”. I laughed so hard that I farted again and she declared, “I do not have to listen to this!” and stormed out.

My work is a delightful utopia. We have a gym at our facility and immediately outside of our gym area is a whole row of eight bathrooms. Each a single person bathroom with solid walls and a solid sound proof door on them. Each has a constant (quiet) running fan and a shower, a sink, a comfy loveseat and are fully…

So not only does Tamblyn’s description of the encounter ring true, she follows/juxtaposes it with this;