Dwight Schrute Seeks Woman to Impregnate During Eclipse

This fool actually thinks he can make a woman he just met orgasm. LOL.

Why does she have to like cats? Is the cat going to be there? With little cat protective eyewear?

More apology available upon request.

If this is something you are willing to hear from me in person please call, or send me a note and I’ll call you.

“If it were possible, I wouldn’t mind space from myself right now”.

Your little sister knows what’s up. My first crush was Robin Hood. The fox from the Disney movie.

She’s a woman holding a book she must be dealt with appropriately.

You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

I am a strong, angry feminist, and my boyfriend is the same way you describe. I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that I liked it. For me, it’s knowing that if I’m gonna throw down, my ride-or-die is gonna be there to back me up.

That happened to me at a bar when I was in my early 20s too. I, too, was sober at the time. I was so taken aback, I spun around and backhanded the guy across the face. The guy then had the balls to call me a bitch, so I pushed him away from me and told him to go fuck himself. I was quite shy at the time, and weighed…

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

David Freese (He has a friend with a dog named Dave, so when they’re hanging out, he’s Davehuman. “It’s funny to, like, five people,” Freese said.)

Can we all just stop for a moment and consider how badly the NFL would ruin a concept like this.

Fuck these people.

Things my dad taught me:

“Her family is the United States Coast Guard. And I told Taylor, ‘I will not turn my back...”

We’re now in a situation where the heads of the US Armed Forces, traditionally some of the most stubborn socially conservative people on the planet, are more tolerant than the President.

Cop here. Paddy wagons are still a thing- my agency calls them transport vans but departments in high volume areas still refer to them as paddy wagons.

For all of Trump’s tough-guy rhetoric, if he was ever in a fist fight, he’d fold faster than Superman on laundry day.