Once, while bringing back breast milk from a long weekend trip where I did not in fact have my baby, the poor 20 something TSA agent just stared at me and asked “But...where’s your BABY!?!?” Like he was utterly baffled at the entire concept.

I explained to him that I was pumping because I was away from the baby, and he…

Is bad that I am just fine with a job as opposed to a career? I go to work, do my job, get my check and generally just chill. I am a hard worker and get good reviews every year. The money is not huge but the benefits are great and I like my co-workers and have fun. I am totally okay sticking right here and not moving…

I mean...literally fake news.

Cool Cool Cool * reaches for xanax *

Trump was probably having a bad day and acting all pissy, so one of his underlings mocked this up and presented it to Temper-tantrum Donnie to satiate his bottomless ego and constant need for approval.

Oh totally! Check out the technique:

I’m a photographer (and a woman and have been pg twice) and photographing pregnant women is tricky.... mostly because you want the belly to be the star of the show. So obviously from the side is best. Also, most women are not super athletes like Serena, lol, and can be self-conscious  in later months. So the side…

I realize it’s only a slight difference, but I like her hand on her hip as opposed to her belly though, it adds strength to it I think.

I so want to hate Annie Leibowitz for her formulaic and predictable portraits... but god damn she takes a good photo.

I still occasionally see a few Panda hats at AT&T Park. But by and large, the response I get from Giants fans now is, “Haha, he’s Boston’s problem now.”

I’m real sorry the fucking CHEESECAKE isn’t healthy enough for you.

Staff the entire emergency room with black doctors and nurses, then if some asshole demands he get a white doctor, they can go ahead and die.

Amal > Beyonce

Yeah, AT&T Park can be cold as balls some nights.

my god, they’re insufferable.

Green Energy? The fuck do I want vegetables for?

I am amused by your comment and depressed about how true it is.

The only party who should have pulled out was Fred Trump.

The problem with tackling climate change in this country is that the whole exercise has been wussified and so there’s no buy-in from real, red-blooded, Bud Lighted, Americans.

Unfortunately, this will only be the second most devastating withdrawal from Paris today.