It’s actually the worst when your husband clings around during girl’s night. Mine keeps strictly to his basement lair.

I’m confused by the jump that Ryan not wanting to hang out during girls night means he doesn’t approve of Blake’s friend group. Like my husband and I have a lot of couple friends but when the girls come over he sticks around long enough to raid the snacks and then bounces.

In marginally related news, I give you BB-Amy:

But Petchesky is good for when I write about animals.

Still my fav!

I like Make America Great Britain Again

My former friend Cindy (and she’s former because of what you’re about to read) planned her whole life around getting married. That was her raisin d’être. 😁

She was wearing her costume for the movie she is filming while dancing and mouthing the words to a popular song this is no different than what everyone does musically and dubsmash...this outrage is such a stretch

This Victoria’s Secret Angels outtake photo is one way to respond, but I don’t know if it’s quite right.

As long as they Call it The Sound Garden I don’t care who pays for it.

Yeah, bitches only have to drink 77% as much alcohol to get as drunk as a Man.

Wow, I’m really surprised.

mewling mayoboy

Grief makes you do bullshit things, I think.

I feel like collegiate Greek life would be much safer for everyone if it just involved eating souvlaki and moussaka and going to really long Orthodox church services.

And sticky. Don’t forget sticky.

Why do people want to hug kids anyway?

To be fair, he’s basically been at his first job out of college for a few months now. He’s a deer caught in the headlights.

I saw this earlier today and it gave me my single biggest (non-hysterical) laugh of this cycle.

The real problem is why, exactly, is the NFL handing out suspensions for off field criminal activity in the first place, as if they are some stand in judge and jury for when a case slips through the cracks legal system? The problem is that it establishes the totally ludicrous scenario where the NFL and the public have…