my indoor cat has a collar with a bell because of her asshole tendency to sneak up behind people and yell-meow for no apparent reason. does that mean i’m jumpy? certainly. but a psychopath? only sometimes.

My dad went from being a pretty moderate Republican to a registered Democrat who still holds moderate Republican views. Trump was the final straw for him and I’m so proud.

or ambivert. i would always switch back and forth between e and i on the myers briggs test and didn’t know why until i realized that it’s possible to be both (which shouldn’t have been a surprise but it was for some reason?).

dude i’m praying the bridal room at my venue has a lock on the door for this very reason

i’ve heard that using a hairdryer on mosquito bites can also help though it never really worked for me.