For some reason that poster looks like a meth PSA.

It will help when I realize how terrible the price is.

Finally an article for me.

What about that house band? That's the main draw for me.

I remember they always ordered it with anchovies so as a kid I kept trying to get anchovies on our pizza but unsurprisingly none of our pizza places offered that.

wait wait, so you're telling me the movie Diner is about a diner??

They should combine god and candy bars like how they combined peanut-butter with chocolate for Reese's Cups.

This show somehow made antiques spooky, now that's a feat.

Remember when The Mystery Gang ripped off his mask?

Trevor

I should sing this for my voice mail message.

More like Throw-up Thursday, amirite.

I like to think this account is the actual guy who plays cookie monster.

The god?

Sounds spooky, the last time I heard ghost stories it was on Are You Afraid Of The Dark and I shit myself.

That's absolutely absurd,so anyways how about that Parks and Rec finale?

Those guys are dead now so I suggest you stay away from those fedoras.

Thanks Wolf Blitzer for that breaking news, now back to Anderson Cooper.

That one's very similar to "the Polanski shuffle".

We need more hate, gives us more chances to apologize.