Meh,Bonnie Prince Billy did the best Johnny Cash cover.

Yeah, I heard he still carries around his garlic from Lost Boys.

It's a thing, just not a thing you can claim after the age of 14.

Dirty Deeds by AC/DC starts playing, cut to credits.

I've never listened to him but I've read his song lyrics in Watchmen.

Editing my comment for being too immature for even my standards.

We still haven't found out why Elvis Costello has a gun in his trunk.

Keep us updated.

I thought it was elderly appreciation week.

I can't wait until Yoko Ono responds with a diss track.

It would've been great if that Mexican band from season 2 were performing at the restaurant.

Time to read Superfudge I guess.

There was no Bill Burr. 

I would love to read your book reviews.

"It's that thing when a midget from Game Of Thrones hula hoops"

Next thing you know you'll be saying they should have their own schools!

This article is hilarious if you read it as Stefon from SNL.

Guy: "I need serious help because of this horrid medical condition" Internet and the media: "heh heh balls"

He was definitely saying "bitch" with his eyes. 

Stupid auto-correct.