would have been done without a second thought in the 80s and 90s, before sex was abolished 

Seriously, it all feels so slow.

I wholeheartedly disagree.

Hey, a man can dream.

I skipped that console generation (the only one I've skipped since the Atari 2600) but I've played plenty of games on the N64 since then, and the controller is fine. And it's not just "nostalgic" it's historic because it's the first analog joystick on a home console controller.

On one hand: I appreciate them realizing that they just can’t top Tank.

Hrrrrrm, I don’t know. It kind of looks like some fan-made adaptation of the original intro or like a hip-hop video from the 90s or something. Based on this alone, watching the live action adaptation may be a bit too cringe for me.

The number of pictures I’m seeing like this frankly terrifies me

I feel like every person who complained about this controller never figured out that you’re just supposed to hold the middle prong like a handle

This is a gratuitously bad take.

then we are destined to battle to the end of time.

lol what? I’m exactly your opposite then. 

I too am single and unemployed

100% trophied everything in about 2 hours. That’s winning all events PLUS all side quests. (two hours on and off while working so maybe less).

“But it is probably a universal thing, and I bet famous boys don’t have any less fans if *they* are dating.”
You haven’t seen the vitriol and hate male kpop stars get from their “fans” if there are rumours they are dating (let alone the poor girls that they are rumoured to be with).

Or they just find it fun to overcome challenges in the games they play? Awfully judgmental of you.

How dare people derive enjoyment from a hobby. This is a gross take. Stop projecting and putting others down to satisfy your own entitlement.

You might not find it funny but that really sounds like a “you” problem so maybe waste your self-righteousness somewhere else? If a person who has done the type of work we’re talking about can take a joke about what she does for a living (which, if you’ve ever watched interviews with her, you’d know she can) then…

you know what site you’re on, right?

There is no version of Riley Reid that is PG-13.  Sorry, I can’t suspend my disbelief there.  I’ve seen too much.  You could make a muppet version of her and put it on Sesame Street and I still wouldn’t let the kids watch it.