You have terrible tastes, and you are probably a terrible person, too. Not even God can help you. I am sorry. ):

You monster. Don’t give them ideas! D:<

I won’t be regretting it, because I have taste in games, and Nintendo makes some of the best games on the planet. Have fun missing out on some of the best games ever made. I’ll be over here enjoying all the consoles for what they are, instead of putting other people down for enjoying things. :^)

Yeah, people really love dogpiling on the Switch. The vibe about the console is getting better now that all the ridiculous exaggerations about manufacturing mistakes are dying down (my machine is flawless, joycons, dock, and all!), and now that people are realizing how great it is to play amazing games like Zelda on…

You’ll get a Switch....someday....maybe! ;D

Yeah, because I’ve never had to restart my Xbox One or Ps4 before. Come on. :’D

You’re lucky! Seems like they’re on top of things in your location! =)

“Can you call 911 without a SIM card?

I wouldn’t want to live where you live. ):

He’s right though. You’re wasting resources trying to feel good by doing something “good.” Someone dying on the floor isn’t going to appreciate your shitty good deeds, though. Take his advice instead of acting like a twelve year old - if someone isn’t in IMMEDIATE danger, call the police station, not the 911 call…

Nice! Enjoy it and Zelda. Amazing game, and great system! =D

Zelda is as good as they’re saying. Maybe better. :^)

ITT: People extremely butthurt that a Nintendo console is selling.

No, it’s an AI. They finally achieved true artificial sentience intelligent enough to understand and parse videogames, and talk about it like a cute Japanese girl. They went from AI as strong as lizards to AI as strong as full grown adult humans overnight, and they’re using it to play games on Youtube. Come on, man.

Holy shit, the amount of people in the comments asking “is this a real AI?” on a GAMING website is killing my faith in humanity. Are you guys kidding me?!

Yeah, it’s a real AI talking and playing a game for Youtube. They finally achieved true sentience in a machine just today, and they’re using it to play games on Youtube instead of for taking over countries or solving world hunger. Are you joking? :P

I don’t think it’s too hard to make games for kids. I think most developers have no interest in doing it, though.

It’s addicting for everyone, *including* casual gamers, since it lets you do whatever you want, and play at your own pace. Super refreshing!

To be fair to you, frame rate drops can be *caused* by bugs. Say on the newest Nvidia graphics card, a new game is getting 120fps easily, but on the new AMD card with around the same specs, it randomly drops down to 15 fps due to faulty drivers or something on AMDs side. That’s a bug, because it’s something that…

As a programmer (not being pretentious, just so you know where I’m coming from), no, that’s not a bug. It’s just a performance issue. Bugs are things that aren’t working as planned/designed. Things like the game freezing, or the physics engine screwing up and getting you stuck in the ground, or your save files being…