“legal marijuana” would be a legitimately radical position for federal Democrats. They’ll never take that stance above the state level because Republican voters might not like it, and of course the only thing that matters is appealing to suburban Republicans.

You’re going to catch some flak from shitlibs for this take, but it’s correct. The Dems have been trying to be “Republican-lite” since at least the 90's and have very little to show for it. People who support low taxes for the rich and fewer regulations already vote Republican. The Dems need to offer an alternative…

Are you serious? The Trax was the worst rental I've ever driven, and it's not a close contest.

Pretty sure hitting stationary or moving objects on the right side of a car happens more often than boulders falling on them but keep on fucking that chicken, man.

You’ve never seen someone hit a parked car? Or hop a curb into a streetlight? I have.

This comparison doesn’t seem fair. Without looking it up, I’m going to assume Haley Joel Osment has more career playoff wins.

Ovi is the exception that proves the rule. Also, old hockey men HATE how boisterous and fun he is. I'm so glad he won a Cup so they can't go on about how he's not a "winner" or whatever. 

The Taurus SHO V6 was turbocharged.

That really has nothing to do with what you posted. And it’s ridiculous to complain about the reliability of a car that hasn’t been sold yet.

I'm not sure what the first two generations had off the top of my head, but the mk3 and mk4 Supra both had I6's.

I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the case. But it’s in the media a lot these days. And in a time where income has stagnated and job security is getting harder to find, is it surprising that people are looking at an industry where wages are low, hours are long, and there’s a ton of media hype about computers taking…

Oh man, I really hope this guy’s not also planning on being a gynecologist.

Well, OBVIOUSLY. “Danger Zone” is only cool if you’re in an F-14.

I kinda like every Zimmer I've ever seen. They're nothing I'd ever want to own, but I'm glad they exist.

...unless he was planning to retire shortly after, and so the huge payday would be more important than the result.

“And there’s no shame in losing to Jon Jones. Bones is the best to ever do steroids.”

Is the stuff that’s in Spanish subtitled on these streams? I’d be interested in watching but I’d like to know what’s going on.

I don't know, it sounds like you just described a shithead.

“being a small Asian dude I didn’t wanna look like I was overcompensating with a F-150.”