No, it’s the fault of the platform. GM is meeting fuel economy and emissions standards with a pushrod engine, but it’s not the same pushrod engine they were using when Ford began phasing out the Windsor. The Gen 3 and onward GM small-block has almost nothing in common with the old SBC. Ford could certainly have kept…

“Add to all of that that the non-Terminator 4.6 engines are only good to ~450hp on stock internals, so if you ever want to make real power, you’re swapping in new rods and pistons and possibly a crank.”

Canadians say basically the same thing every time an American team wins the Stanley Cup and it gets laughed at then, too. So, LOL

“Nissannui” could describe most of their product line these days.

Americans are in no position to ever talk about shitty trophies. The NBA, NFL, and MLB all have garbage trophies, and two of those three are just shiny metal versions of their ball on a stand, in case you forgot which sport you won it in. If you can’t drink champagne (or the blood of your fallen enemies) out of it,…

Finally, top secret military technology trickles down to the consumer market

Wear pants on deadlift day, it helps prevent this.

I’m kind of surprised no one else has suggested this, but

This is definitely the most depressing theory, which means it’s probably right. Can a meteor just wipe us out already?

I hope Dodgers fans had fun at those three “made the playoffs” parades. Sounds like it’s a lot more fun than winning the World Series.

Yeah, I’m sure those tires will hold up great doing 292mph over multiple 150 mile trips. Automakers and tire manufacturers don’t certify this shit based on one-off bursts of maximum speed over short distances, that’s a recipe for getting sued.

Drew go on Cum Town

Be careful what you wish for, RE: condos. There are a lot of cities where this kind of redevelopment is happening, but it’s doing nothing for the affordable housing stock because they’re all luxury condos that start at the same price as a 4-bedroom house in the ’burbs and go up from there. Odds are good that if DC saw…

Nah, my day hasn’t been ruined at all. I’ve explained repeatedly why you’re wrong. All you’ve done is demostrate repeatedly that you’re a barely-literate moron. It’s been great! I’d tell you to enjoy watching your team blow a 3-1 series lead again, but they probably won’t make it that far this time.

Yeah, there’s no way a school founded by French Catholics could also have had a sizeable portion of its student body comprised of the largest majority-Catholic ethnic group in the US. I mean, the French have such a long history of anti-Irish oppression, obviously they kept the micks out until the DANG GOVERMENT forced…

And while we’re on the subject of white mascots, I’ll get you your list as soon as you get me a list of major US teams called the Crackers, the White Devils, or, inexplicably, the Chinese, but their logo is someone of European descent. Bonus points if these teams have no white ownership, white management, and few, if…

Nah, in this case you’re the very common instance of being both.

Again, because you are apparently too fucking stupid to get it on the first try:

Yep, you’re just as dumb as I thought. Keep fucking that chicken! I look forward to more well-crafted “actually, white people are the real victims of racism” posts in the future.

Yeah, a leprechaun (you know, a bit of folklore, not real people) being used as the logo for a school with a historically predominantly Irish student body and administration is exactly as racist as an exaggerated redface caricature of a people who have been forced off their land, systematically exterminated and are…