In all seriousness, thank fucking god someone can finally just enjoy a fun MLS game around here. 

They could not have done that to the NYDN if people actually BOUGHT. PAPERS. Whether it was investment group douchebags, or local owners, or even an ESOP platform, they, like all papers lose money.

The New York Daily News was not killed by a fucking market correction. Sinclair Media is not a fucking market correction. Peter fucking Thiel is not a fucking market correction. Fuck off with this “well, that’s just how it is” bullshit. This is a goddamn siege, and takes like this are how we’re losing it.

Didn’t take long to find the worst take ever.

Hopes and dreams, in a sack of dead cats.

3-1 now means something entirely different for the Warriors and Cavs. 

You’re a 33 year old media savvy bazillionare who’s arguably the best overall player the NBA has ever seen. You’re still awesome, don’t really have much left to prove, and arguments that cast doubt on you are extremely thin at best.

To be honest, kind of yeah. Even despite that hot start, this was another tournament they went out in the first knockout game. And those last two games showed that while Mexico is able to start hot, once their opponent adjusts to them, they had very answers at that point.

Both goals were scored in the first five minutes.  Scoreless in the next 115 minutes plus stoppage time.  Aint nobody trying to see more of that.

I’m going to miss Deadspin. 

I can’t tell if this writer is trying to employ sarcasm or not, which I guess means either I’m an idiot or this is a poorly written article. Or something else.

Either way, I love seeing Mexico do well, I love seeing Chicago celebrate Mexico do well, and I want Mexico to keep doing well in the World Cup. If that somehow…

an ineffable and inexplicably secret fondness for the Slovenian.

He isn’t just Team Hamburger, he’s Captain Hamburger!

anyone team Hamburger is a-o.k. in my book

It wouldn’t be a Billy Haisley column without a superfluous dig at American soccer fans/players/teams.

I loved Jurgen, but yeah it was time for him to go.

I’ll respect someone standing up for their beliefs right up to the point where their belief is that an entire group of people that can’t change who they are is somehow less. “I don’t hate gays, I just don’t think they should get married and I won’t play soccer while wearing a jersey that celebrates them as people” is…

I know right? It makes you bang your head against the desk to see it.

A realistic short-term goal is for MLS to be as good as Liga MX, and based on this year’s CONCACAF Champions League, MLS is a hell of a lot closer than it was 3 or 4 years ago, but not there yet. But the trajectory is good, and mostly the trajectory is good not because of teams like the Galaxy that are addicted to…

Kudos to whoever edited out the other 8000 plus words.