What you talkin ‘bout, Willis? Winning on the roaf at ManU would be glorious beyond measure. Any notion of taking your foot off the pedal is ludicrous. I look forward to the Foxes pounding ManU like Johnny Football anticipates his first bump of coke in the afternoon.

The American League and National League in MLB are not ‘East/West.” That’s more of an NBA or NHL thing.

Exactly. Of course MLS has problems, but you’ve gotta love these geniuses complaining that the MLS is “bush league,” but . . . wait for it . . . NASL is REALLY where the future lies.

Didn’t I read somewhere that North America is way the fuck bigger than some tiny European country, with a fuckton more metro-areas of 500,000+ ?

Stop making sense. Now toss his Klinsmann’s complete inability to accept any responsibility for these clusterfucks. He needs to to be sacked immediately, but sadly, I think Sunil Gulati has staked his entire career on “Klinsmann is The One” and I’m afraid we’re stuck with this charlatan at least through Russia - if we…

The coverage of MLS on this site is just gratingly full of itself, as if you cannot talk about the league without revealing your coolness and cleverness by trashing it first. For Eurosnob garbage fans in this country, to whom Screamer and Deadspin mostly cater, soccer is to be watched on television only, and…

Some people feel like “fans” if they can root for their team from 5,000 miles away, on the television. I feel like a fan when I go to local games. Call me crazy.

Exactly. Haisley is a one-trick pony. Every single article that even mentions MLS goes on to bitch about how terrible it is. Why don’t we have the English Premier League RIGHT NOW? There’s no historical context ever given, nor is there any mention wwwwwwwwwwhatsoever about how much soccer and yes, even the MLS has…

Ladies and gentleman we have a winner! All these Euro-snob garbage fans swear they’ve loved Man United their whole lives but would never stoop so low as to see David Beckham with LA when they were in town, a few years back. And OF COURSE they love the one of “Big Three” or “Big Four” teams in whatever league, an ocean…

Some rich guy buying Mallorca is an indictment of US soccer.