Surely, there’s got to be a “rehydrate chicken” filter on one of those apps.

I’m assuming they found it because of the way her privacy settings were set. A lot of people forget to make their stuff only viewable by friends. Law enforcement scour FB/Twitter/etc nowadays.

Nah. “Entrapment” means that the LEO actually encourages or facilitates the accused to commit a crime, then arrests them.

I like the ones where the cops send wanted criminals a letter saying they’ve won a new TV or car or something. The fools will actually show up to claim their TV (or silver bracelets)

(insert “why not both?” girl)

“Cops is at my door. They looking for me right now. They about to arrest me ... I’m about to get arrested, they’re about to lock me up. Tune in, tune in, tune in,” Chandler told his Facebook Live audience.

Society failed him? Are you fucking kidding me?

Or he could have a fetish for white women. Bigotry doesn’t follow logic.

Let’s be real. People lie about using contraceptives all the time. There is failure rate but it’s more likely that he hit without protection. Regardless of the case, the side piece is pregnant, so it would be prudent for Lala to get tested. Fin.

someone is gonna add a T in there,

I imagine La La’s already been advised to do so, but I hope she gets an HIV test along with being screened for STDs. Shuddering.

took me an embarrassingly long time

I do not believe in astrology (btw, I did get an A+ in astronomy in college). But, I do fear when Merc is in retrograde. To be clear, when Mercury is in retrograde, lines of communication seem to go awry. I just happen to be a very sensitive person when it comes to reading people (no, I am not, nor do I aspire to be…

They do know that in the tech world, there is this concept called “remoting” right? You could still outsource jobs. Seriously, most of the skilled work doesn’t need you to be at the workplace. It’s just to make sure that you’re there working.

My cable TV down due to an “outage in [my] area.” Your move, Science!

Amy Brown is Wendy’s social media manager. She and two other employees are responsible for posting to Twitter. https://about.me/amyrosebrown

Case #2 was Denny’s as they just rolled out a new breakfast line up:

Whoever is doing that account is on FIYAH.

OMG I’m dying. Wendy’s deserves all the business.