Cars and alcohol weren’t invented for the sole purpose of turning living things into dead things.

This is such a weird argument. Like, yeah, there are tons of guns out there. And if we stop selling assault weapons and assault weapon ammo in stores, people who want to get them will have a harder time getting them, and will start turning to either black market means or the internet - where we can find out who is…

My republican mom said this to me last night. She asked how we were going to enforce it. I yelled “I DONT KNOW BUT WE CAN ASK ENGLAND AND AUSTRALIA AND JAPAN AND ALMOST EVERY SINGLE OTHER DEVELOPED NATION THAT HAS DONE THE SAME DAMN THING.” While we’re at it we can use their models for health care, green energy, and…

This is the argument pretty much everyone in my family makes. There are already too many guns, if we ban guns only the bad guys will have guns because they won’t care if they are breaking the law.

... I mean everyone dies, why start preventing it? Let’s just get this over with right here right now. Nihilism 2016!

No. We are not. We have a security and intelligence apparatus that has been pretty good, but not perfect. When you play defense, you have to be perfect every day, and even then something’s going to happen.

I hear this argument a lot, but we used to sell cars without seatbelts and airbags, and now we don’t, and people are safer because of that. There were still cars on the roads without seatbelts and airbags for many years, but eventually, they were phased out. Why can’t it be the same with guns? If we ban the sale of…

You’re a keeper, JE. Mad respect for answering an outraged commenter with such patience and kindness. The internet desperately needs more people like you. ❤

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I thought Iggy Azeila was a racist stupid head and told all of my friends about it for her song “Black Wittle Baby”. I’m all like “why is she singing about black babies? And why the fuck is she talking in that dumb baby voice for little?”

Megan Fox is not a very good actress, but she seems to be a very good person and someone who I’d like to hang out with and we could goof on people.

Yikes, don’t think that’s fairly addressed at all Bernie supports. I voted for him and will still happily vote for Hilary now that the results are pretty clear #notallberniesupports (I’ll see myself out...)

I’ll take the shit-throwers over the people who are like, “I... I just don’t understand why Elizabeth Warren would do this. Why would she do this?”

Also, I’m in the Sanders camp (as a supporter, not a worker) and anybody who has beef with Elizabeth Warren can go fuck themselves into a pile of goo.

It’s ridiculous. Still pro-Bernie, will vote for Hillary here. Elizabeth Warren could’ve endorsed earlier, and I think she treated both Bernie and HRC very well by not endorsing up to this point. But it’s totally done now. Sanders knows it’s done, and is pivoting against Trump. Of course she was going to endorse the…

Sure — and she would have endorsed Bernie had he gotten the nom. She wanted to wait until we had a presumptive nominee. Frustrating, I get it — I think she wanted to endorse Bernie in her heart but knew Hillary would get it. Look, she’s a politician, and a shrewd one. She shouldn’t be put up on a pedestal. She’s doing…

I’m a big time Bernie fan (maybe more of the ideals than the candidate... I like Bernie but more would like to some some of his platform worked into our reality)

My therapist told me to stop reading shit like this because it’s causing me so much anxiety but I can’t. Look. Away.

The level of vitriol already being thrown at her on Twitter by people in the Sanders camp calling her a traitor, immoral, corrupt, etc. is beyond. They really don’t give a shit. They’re treating this election like it’s a fucking football game.

Her fiancé is pretty cute, too.