Maybe I should start naming the three or four chin hairs that go from “invisible” to “one centimeter long and spiky” overnight.

And that one bastard on my jawline that I SWEAR TO GOD becomes two inches long before I notice it.

People who want to make sure they have an ideologically pure voting record at the expense of real people getting hurt by letting a Republican win really make my heart hurt.

Then have fun with another generation of a conservative SCOTUS.

For real! I hate when people shit on New Jersey. There’s a lot more than casinos and strip malls and shitty pizza shops.

New Jersey has many lovely parts, but they aren’t visible from the Turnpike or the Parkway, and that’s all most people see while passing through the Garden State.

This is going to be the best meme until, potentially, mid November.

Harper Lee? Totally low energy. Complete loser. When was the last time she wrote a book? Have you seen the books I wrote. They have the best words in them. Not like her words. Did you hear that Atticus is racist? The blacks love me. Buy Trump Steaks.

In The Killing she doesn’t wear make-up, is run down, schlumpy and it’s kind of a revelation. I’m not terribly interested in seeing her with a perfect blow out and great make up.

Mireille Enos is freaking amazing in The Killing. The plot gets a little redundant but I kept watching it for her and Robocop’s back and forth. But you love her, you hate her, you realize she’s really good at her job but she’s still not a great person.

No doubt that Warren’s statements will elicit even louder “sighs” of regret from the Democratic electorate who wish that she was running.

I felt the same! I didn’t even watch the last episode of JJ :/ and I never do that AND I love Kristen Ritter. I did like Master of None am grateful that it brought Paro into my life.

In the midst of all this, she somehow found time to take a role in Valérian and the City of a Thousand Planets, a film based on a French comic series. Directed by Luc Besson, it costars Dane DeHaan and Delevingne and is due out in 2017.

Karreuche Tran is so pretty. Like Cassie, one of those people you just want to look at all day. (possibly to find some glimmer of an imperfection..other than choices in mates)

I don’t love the changes either, but if I’m remembering correctly, in the book they would just go into the sunken ship and somehow there was a room with air? I think? This at least makes it more plausible.

It’s been a long time since I was this excited by a trailer!

I feel like you people are not talking enough about how beguiling my child is and talking too much about how to reinterpret an exchange about a chair that two adults already interpreted for you. Trust us that in the moment it felt like a very weird question given there wasn’t even a third chair at the table to begin…

“The subject matter strikes us as decidedly outside the wheelhouse of Vanity Fair...”

Ok so ‘one count of misdemeanor sexual assault, one count of endangering a child (also a misdemeanor), and of using a computer to lure a child (a felony).’

This is less “eyebrow thread” and more errant Silly String cumshot.

“It’s a terrible state of affairs, Jonathan Snow, the president of UH’s faculty and person behind the safety presentation, told The Chronicle of Higher Education.