“I’m most afraid of the same as the last four years. Nothing in life is free, and that’s what really needs to be fixed here and in the whole country. The people are living off the system. The people that are coming in and we’re helping out more than we’re helping out our own. And school has to be fixed, we’re paying…

Also when she is blonde she has another famous doppleganger

I was working at a popular electronics store when a customer came in to buy his wife a really fancy scale for mother’s day. I couldn’t talk him out of it. He just kept telling me “she’s been feeling really out of shape lately, and this will be great to help her get back on track”

It was probably more like, “Bey! Airbnb paid me $2million to namecheck them on Instagram! You should get up on that.”

She was obviously trying to tell us how much she weighed. That was all I got from that tweet.

GuGu Mbatha-Raw looks lovely, but it instantly reminds me of...

Pretty horrible, but sums up what many Hilary supporters believe. Somehow because I’m a woman I should be voting for Hilary because she’s one as well. Or I’m sexist because I don’t vote for Hilary. Everyone wants to talk about BernieBros, but Clinton supporters are just as bad (if not worse) when it comes to these…

Want this outfit. Will pay in cats.

Doubting that his new look will endear him to judge and jurors.

“what is pill? who are drugs?”

I love that Amanda Peet busted out her glasses after she was done with the red carpet

The cherry thing went over my head as a kid.

This whole time I thought she got sick because she smoked. And I wondered when I had my first cigarette, why I didn’t get sick.

I think we can eliminate the Kylie Lip Kit from the list of suspects.

Sweetie? Sweetie? SWEETIE???

She’s the star and co-creator of “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”, and before that she’s made a few comedic music videos. She’s Jewish, she’s a geek, she’s a talented singer, and she works that into her comedy. She’s hilarious:

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.

I looove this aesthetic. Has anyone seen the pics of the Ebony magazine offices? They moved out in 2012 but they hadn’t updated anything since they first opened their doors in 1972 and I want to live there.

I just love this show so much. I love the songs. I love the characters. I love how uncomfortable I feel watching it, tons of second-hand embarrassment because I PROBABLY wouldn’t do the things Rebecca does, but I would maybe consider them. It’s just such a great show. Everyone should watch it.