Your nostalgia has betrayed you, full house was [garbage emoji] and this will be [garbage emoji] but at least candace cameron gets a paycheck

*watches trailer*

I watch partly because Trevor is just so damn adorable!

(1) I have not had a TV in my house since 2005 and (2) watch maybe 90 minutes of TV tops per week

I think it’s awful to give any attention to someone who has catfished someone else and I would never buy that book. I would, however, read every article out there that summarizes that book. And I hate myself for it.

Ready Player One. Oldie but goodie.

I find myself just refreshing the Jez page over and over since I have no sub-blogs to check anymore. Then I venture over to Gawker and upon reading the comments I force myself to type xoJane.

Then I die a little inside after reading the words ‘fluid bonding’ and head back over to Jez. Cycle repeats itself.

Millihelen by Jane Marie: The beauty blog none of us deserved. RIP.

It’s because Lindsay’s excuses for going into rehab were always that she was being “hospitalized for exhaustion.”

Other than giving up bagels and cream cheese, it’s a very reasonable list

No, I’m trying to tell you that isn’t what yellowface means. Margaret Cho isn’t a white person pretending to be Korean. She’s actually Korean.

“the recent grad of Moody Bible Institute” is “serious about finding himself a woman,” but he’ll be keeping things PG until a special gal puts a ring on it. Renoe “says he’s still going to wait for his honeymoon to tear up his v-card.”

Who is to say this is the only thing he does for them?

she was really good in EX Machina

A lot of people like to argue its mental health. I think that is part of it.

She really hated me for this, but it was worth it.

I think eating a dirty Kleenex instead of a piece of cake sounds kind of extreme.

I know we all WANTED to like train wreck. I was so excited about it and ready for it to succeed too. But it is a BADLY WRITTEN MOVIE. Bad. Let’s stop fooling ourselves and reward Amy for her excellent show and not the horrendous Romcom she threw at the screen when given piles of money.

maybe it’s me, but I never understood why OITNB is considered a comedy. I woulda liked to see “Catastrophe” get a nod; I’m not a rom-com kinda fella, but I thought it was delightful.

I don’t consider cake or mac and cheese “garbage food.” In moderation, there is absolutely nothing wrong with sugar or fat in your diet. If you don’t like cake, no worries! No one is forcing you to eat it. If you don’t want any of my mac and cheese casserole, I won’t be offended. But calling them garbage is heaping a…