Hot ham water

Jennifer are you available for friendships?

One summer at the Jersey Shore, my boyfriend and I would roll the dice and then take a Jitney into Atlantic City to make out on the street we had landed on.

DESPERATELY hoping that the Alpaca costume in question was the Anthropologie one featured in Deep Cuts.

this looks great and is not too much, though I would say to get one of those plastic Full Lips things to make your lips bigger.

But after it becomes a butterfly you stop calling it a caterpillar....

... Oh. Yes, please.

Her, idiot.

Yeah, Shannon is from Rancho Santa Fe in San Diego County. She was riding that horse past humble 8-figure estates to buy make-up.

My theory about Vicki’s behavior towards Heather is this: Vicki is afraid of her because Heather has more money than Vicki. The only thing Vicki values is money and everyone else’s fortunes don’t compare to hers. But not Heather. And it completely freaks her out.

I loved the pink hair

I’m so excited I could die. I for some reason love Meghan King (I also loved that she said “My last name isn’t Edmonds... they just did that for the show”) and can’t wait for her vindication.

ALSO NEXT WEEK’S REUNION EPISODE WILL BE ABOUT BROOKS’ “CANCER” SO BUCKLE UP.

I just bought cute navy / black snake DVF ones that I may or may not wear to a wedding, but they ALSO come in metallics. And damn, I paid $105 last night, now they’re $130-140! Which is still a whole lot better than $350.

Beautiful! I almost went for the juliette cap style but decided on classic drop veil instead:

I don’t even understand how anyone can run in stilettos.

This is exactly why I am so torn about this. I love Laverne Cox and I’m stoked to see her get a lead in such an iconic project. BUT, it doesn’t really make sense. The thought of her singing “I’m just a sweet transvestite” makes me cringe.

If you like DC/Marvel superheroes, definitely watch Arrow. It starts off as Batman-like and changes in very odd/delightful ways with great stunts and choreography.

I think that wasn’t twisty, that was John Wayne Gacy attending some sort of serial killer last supper (along with Jeffrey Dahmer (?) and Aileen Wuornos).

I am trying to get into Freak Show, but with all the other shows I can watch it’s not holding my interest. Loved Murder House and Coven. Asylum was legit to scary and confusing for me.