“So, simply the fact that a black woman writes shows with other black women as protagonists is enough reason to watch those shows”

The funniest thing about this to me is that she's an elected DEMOCRAT.

Christ is that Ferguson???

Or like a series of dark cartoons of all the old favs where they’ve grown up and we see where they are now.

These guys or GTFO.

hot take:

REMEMBER WHEN JANE HAD THAT MANICURE AND COULDN’T TYPE SO I HAD TO TYPE FOR HER?

I had a bizarre conversation with an ex who was into the Jesus and was part of a “cool church”. You know, held in a warehouse space and was theoretically open to new ideas and people. I went to a service with him once (that was the deal- I said I’d go once and that would be it. I think he was hoping it would open my…

What’s terrifying is that 75% of this stupid fucking country believes a zombie flew into outer space 2000 years ago.

When my husband and I were engaged, we had to do pastoral counseling before we could marry at my parents’ church. The pastor kept asking us “When you stand at the gates of heaven, and God asks you why you should be allowed in, what will you say?”

The three-dimensional jewelry pieces would drive me insane, but those tortoise shell nails are glorious.

I went to an Alabama Shakes show as a fan, and left feeling like a member of the congregation, and saying to my husband, “I just want to...BE her...”. Brittany Howard is a cool, bad bitch.

It should not be legal to have Josh Duggar, Bristol Palin, and Rachel Dolezal in the same Dirt Bag. THAT IS TOO MUCH DIRT FOR ONE MEASLY BAG.

Oh ...you are right!!!

And then there is this from my friend.

I’d rather have a 1.7 carat flawless diamond than some 2.5 carat, gawdy piece of shit with no clarity and a bad cut.

My dream is she becomes the next Bachelorette and she is on my tv for months. MAKE THIS HAPPEN ABC

It was bananatown and I loved it!

Sam should have gone home with Joe. She is terrible. I’m starting to be very disappointed in Dan. I had really high hopes for him.

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