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MountainFlower
doveandpigeons

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything with Channing Tatum in in, but in pictures he just looks so dumb. I can’t do “hot and dumb” - and I don’t even think he is hot. I am considering seeing this just for Donald Glover though.

I’m deeply worried that they’re so mean to him, like, what if he finds out? What about Donald Glover’s feelings?!

I’ve never really been interested in these movies (don’t get the appeal of Channing Tatum tbh), but you guys have really piqued my interest.

On the other hand, it’s probably not safe for me to see them right now since my husb and I haven’t seen each other in like 4 months and last night I had a sexy dream about Tom

Look, I know I should get over it, but I am always disappointed by news that Rachel McAdams is dating anyone other than Ryan Gosling.

Let's not get crazy. Lima beans are the worst.

I thought the same thing. But she didn’t say 5 shots all in the same day. Maybe it’s 1 shot a day for 5 days. Because I’ve never seen a “Kim Kardashian got pass-out drunk in Vegas” headline that I can recall...

I hope she remembers to wear underwear on Triennial Vodka Day.

MY FUCKING EYEBALLS AND FUNCTIONING BRAIN AND A VERY LOOSE UNDERSTANDING OF HOW GRAVITY AND ANATOMY WORKS

I never thought of her tits being fake before but now that I’ve seen them in this weird gravity-defying position it all makes sense

her tits are fake, right?!?! pls!?!?!

From what I understand it will get you less high and take longer (digesting it vs absorbing it through the mucus membranes) plus it will numb your mouth and throat.

Please tell me you wear this while working out.

just gettin a bj, thinkin’ about the human condition. You know, normal stuff.

Jamie Dornan just got 50000000% less hot. Moar beard, please.

TOM HANKS

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