This always makes me laugh. It has to be a meta play on Mitch Hedberg joke right? Right?

Nah, she’s only got three cats, one of which technically belongs to one of her other cats.

I still miss Colonel Meow. :’(

Can you get me some lube? (For my PUSSY)

pal, fire up your netflix box right now, you need to rectify that immediately.

I can’t watch the trailer yet, but I’ve been hoping the show picks up when the crew gets together for their reunion 10 years later. That little throwaway scene sets this up perfectly!

Licks his own face in tattoo form.

It’s a very famous line from the movie...

Our new little foster kittens.Gertrude, Cora, Clarice and Fuscia. A bit of an eye infeection but that’ll be gone in a few days. They’re a fun bunch. Fuscia’s my favourite by far; she’s all wobbly and unsteady from an ear infection. If I didnt have my 5 I’d keep ‘em all.

Yay I clicked on the article hoping someone was posting cat pictures. Here’s my little guy

I really dislike his attitude on schooling. Really, it’s not his attitude so much as he has influence among kids and him telling them that “You never learn anything in school” is just setting them up for failure. Not everyone won the lottery by being born to wealthy parents. He’s the type of guy who was born on third…

You probably don’t want the drugs his dealer is pushing.

Also I’m just really excited to read all of the comments on this post quoting and gifing and oh my god I have to make my boyfriend watch WHAS tout suite even if it means taking a two hour break from Orange is the New Black

I can’t wait to watch this. I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters.

a lot of things to parse through here but these are my main takeaways

A . . . a book spreadsheet?

This is the weirdest thread ever half of us are talking about Jason momoa and the other half of us are talking about pink socks. Had to double check what you want to spread on crackers.