Because women are OBVIOUSLY hens (otherwise how are women supposed to henpick their husbands to death?), and “stag party” sounds more dignified than “cock party.”

how in the world did they choose a photo with her face like this when her face is normally so pretty??

I don't know. It's not a stereotype if she's basing it off her actual experience. Also, she's saying black men love her....not black men love big white women.

chance that this vender also sells something with the word ‘apothecary’ in the title: 100%

Michelle Phan spoke with Cosmopolitan Magazine recently, and has this to say on feminism:

“Mr. T met me at the Today Show.” God I love her.

Correct answer: Wally.

Man, how do all these people in the comments not know about Gucci Mane?!

Nah. I get the point she’s trying to get across. A weed brain and an ice cream cone (what the actual fuck??) isn’t tacky according to Dan, but he gets to decide her daughter’s name on her neck is. Right. Got it.

she is gorgeous but i did not include because i had absolutely nothing to say about that dress. it’s fine.

THAT’S SOME RICH FUCKING CRITICISM COMING FROM “PINKBUNNY.”

I just feel like what I want is to see everyone from all different parts of my life come together, and have it almost be like a culmination of my life and stepping into a new part of my life. That’s it! Simple.

I hate that I know the answer to this, and that I am about to write so much about it, but here goes: she has repeatedly tanked her own shows for love of her costar. In Ghost Whisperer, by the later seasons, she had negotiated herself to producer status, and she was demanding that Jamie Kennedy (?), her fiancé at the…

This would make a good wedding look.

I feel like the headline and the first paragraph state something that’s clearly not the case; the murder was after the victim said she was “just experimenting,” and sweatpants thing was clearly just some other factor that led to the murderer’s rage.

Who even talks like that about themselves?! I think I’m a peaceful person too but I don’t go around telling everyone “YOU GUYS! I HAVE A PEACEFUL SPIRIT! ... DID YOU HEAR ME? PEACEFUL. SPIRIT.” He was annoying the shit out of me.

oh my god

Just my gut talking here, but isn’t Jewel’s use of remiss incorrect? I always thought it meant sort of negligent and it doesn’t seem to fit that sentence in that case. Of course, I left school about a million years ago, so I’m probably wrong.

I fucking love Grimes.