Yup, that sounds about right.

You see that with Britney Spears too, the way smiles and grimaces are always fighting for dominance.

This is what my bff would refer to as a garbage dump of a situation.

Google Kay Rozario/Kim Richards dog attack. I shamelessly read “House of Hilton” recently (just the parts about big/little Kathy, Kim, and Kyle) and Ms. Rosario is a woman that has been like a mother figure to the Richards girls since they were little. She is now in her 80’s and lives very close to Kim. I believe that…

No, I think he’s done. He’s being sued personally by the other woman that was attacked by Kim’s dog and she’s probably a pricey insurance liability at this point. Plus, despite what a lot of people think, I don’t think he wants people to slowly commit suicide on the show....just be Heathers-esque and wear really great…

Well holy freakin’ crap! You just blew my mind! Why did no one tell me she was the girl from Witch Mountain?! If you’ll excuse me, I have a few hundred hours of reality tv to catch up on.

Now we know that one man knows what it’s like. If only they could all fall in once or twice.

If Kim had euthanized the dog, she would’ve made every effort to wield that guilt like a mace at the reunion. She’s got the dog secreted at her home.

Harry didn’t do anything. Kim was pulling stuff out of her ass, as usual. It’s what addicts do; they deflect, lie, put the spotlight on others to hide their own shit. My sister is a high-functioning alcoholic. I have lived this drama for years. Kim makes threats and causes drah-mah. But there’s no there, there.

Because they have thousands of acceptable interactions for every shitty one.

:/

WHATEVER MORE FOR ME.

Almost ashamed at how badly I hoped this one was a gif. Totally ashamed at how long I stared at it, willing it to move.

He’s putting on his shoes so he can bring you one directly.

He’s just wiping his mouth to go down again, don’t worry.

Isn’t that a standard move for late night shows when they interview comedians, though? The host is supposed to be the set up guy for their material. At least, that’s how its always seemed to me.

She’s a writer on Conan. I follow her on twitter and she specifically mentioned your mention:

An orchestrated campaign? What’s next, paid speechwriters?!

Yup. This is Clooney’s statement on the matter. It’s one side of the story, but it matches Russell’s reputation and Clooney has a good track record for being honest about pretty much anything aside from, perhaps, his romantic relationships, so I’m inclined to believe it.

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