IT’S NOT AN E FOR FUCK’S SAKE.

Samers! We had the same thought a minute apart! TEAM CHOCO TACO!!

Thanks so much!! My hair is weird, it's very heavy and slippery so it rarely holds any style, especially if there's any humidity in the air, even if I've had it set at the salon! The colour treatment strips away some of the slipperyness allowing me to actually make it do something but I also use a ton of product…

They'll never beat the Choco Taco!

What’s this from? Is that Maebe?

Ah it’s yas queen just FYI...lol

you are SO GORGEOUS without makeup. I am legit incredibly jealous. That Kim K DOES age you a bit, partly because you lost your freckles and partly because you did your eye makeup better in the before picture. The lip color works, though!

i hope this isn't creepy but you're so beautiful!

That’s exactly what my doppelgänger, Angelina Jolie, would say.

The potential for humblebragging here is endless.

I cannot believe this post contains a reference to eXistenZ . That's my favorite movie that goes absolutely wrong. Can we just talk about everything that goes wrong in that movie that still, somehow, make it more awesome?

I am in the los angeles area and i absolutely aggressively volunteer right now

just need to overcome relationship sabotage by his clingy ex in the third act

Ya she was pretty sympathetic the first season she was on, filling a role like Bethanny’s on rhny where she was the voice of reason (kinda). And yeah Yolanda actually comes off as just a really good friend who's not about to abandon her when everyone else is but Jesus brandy really needs to grow up emotionally.

I just need to point out that Tara made the art, she isn't pressuring anyone into anything! Tara is a lovely person, I am the monster with the body butters.

I just can’t stop thinking of this:

ELECTION SEASON (especially primaries) IS MY FAVORITE TIME. It’s so fucking hilarious and it’s the one time I appreciate being an Ohioan because man, do we get bombarded with this shit non-stop. ITS AWESOME.

The only one who really comes close is Taylor Armstrong—also from Beverly Hills—who was in an abusive marriage and whose husband later committed suicide.