Now, go see The Raid.

Haywire was terrible, but not because of Carano. It's just a sloppy mess of a film, with great actors slumming it in a plot that wouldn't pass muster in a straight-to-DVD Seagal film. Horrible looking action scenes without any sense of energy or urgency, and a terrible ending. Fassbender (and, Ewen MacGregor's weasly…

Haywire was terrible, but not because of Carano. It's just a sloppy mess of a film, with great actors slumming it in a plot that wouldn't pass muster in a straight-to-DVD Seagal film. Horrible looking action scenes without any sense of energy or urgency, and a terrible ending. Fassbender (and, Ewen MacGregor's weasly…

I agree entirely. After the drubbing it took by critics and genre fans, I thought it would be terrible. Not only is it a ton of fun, but the set pieces are terrific. The gleeful wholesale destruction in the apartment fight, and the car chase at the newspaper office was amazing, and I actually thought Rogan was…

I agree entirely. After the drubbing it took by critics and genre fans, I thought it would be terrible. Not only is it a ton of fun, but the set pieces are terrific. The gleeful wholesale destruction in the apartment fight, and the car chase at the newspaper office was amazing, and I actually thought Rogan was…

And Nicholas Campbell! He's the shit.

And Nicholas Campbell! He's the shit.

I was hesitant to like it at first, since starting in the states seemed like a cop-out (ha!). But then it not only moved the action to Canada - but EAST COAST Canada! Newfoundland vs Nova Scotia! And I loved that they never really resolved the issues with his parents.

I was hesitant to like it at first, since starting in the states seemed like a cop-out (ha!). But then it not only moved the action to Canada - but EAST COAST Canada! Newfoundland vs Nova Scotia! And I loved that they never really resolved the issues with his parents.

Or Youtube, for that matter. You can watch most of 
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet on it.

Or Youtube, for that matter. You can watch most of 
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet on it.

Well, not a *whole* lot more. It's British.

Well, not a *whole* lot more. It's British.

But.. it's not a writer. It's a musician talking about a particularly poor song - his least favorite - from a particularly poor band. That Wurster is also a gifted comedian just means that he's particularly amusing (and well read!) when describing it.

But.. it's not a writer. It's a musician talking about a particularly poor song - his least favorite - from a particularly poor band. That Wurster is also a gifted comedian just means that he's particularly amusing (and well read!) when describing it.

He didn't cover Cash's "Cocaine Blues"? Would have been more appropriate.

He didn't cover Cash's "Cocaine Blues"? Would have been more appropriate.

You watch your ass.

You watch your ass.

Except part of the argument about the kid not being angry enough to kill his father is the idea that fights like that are a regular occurrence in his world. Remember the conversation about everyone having a breaking point. With that logic, he shouldn't have been so stressed out by a fight when it's literally something…