It's like Mexican Wrestling. Just like how those Luchadors have Mask vs Mask matches for a gigantic payday, actresses want to hold out for SWORDFISH money to finally bare their breasts.

Last Action Hero also has that *amazing* Hamlet parody trailer.

I actually really enjoyed THE GREEN HORNET, but my favorite part - aside from the fight between Kato and Seth Rogan in the house where they absolutely demolish it - is the brief moment where Britt Reid holds up a newspaper with the headline WHO IS THE GREEN HORNET? and he mouths "It's me! SHHHHHHHHH!". Hilarious.

I love that scene: "Your faults as a son is my failure as a father!".

Marge: "I don't want guns in my house! Don't you remember when Maggie shot Mr. Burns?" Homer: I thought Smithers did it. 
Lisa: That would've made a lot more sense.

I can do an AMAZING Spinner impression. And I'll pull it out at a moment's notice.

Would have loved to hear his thoughts on the Canadian mini-series RANDOM PASSAGE. Though, it's really only because I'm a displaced Newfie.. He gives an amazing performance in it.

What do you mean Barqs has bite? What do you mean Barqs has bite?

You could call them "Whitey Whackers!"

"Return to Innocence" by Enigma was MASSIVE here in Canada, though mostly due to a memorable video. Still, Gregorian chants don't usually lend themselves to a mainstream hit.

Uh, hush up little girls, lotta cats have that name.

The Rock is a tourrrrrrrrrrrrrist attraction?

Me underwears

There's also THE INFORMANT! So, that's one in the win column.

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Now you stop laughing right meow!