Wow that was really rude of you to almost touch those BMWs.

It’s a crazy story. We were within about one week from the tour (one of our members was flying in from England, so it was just a liiiiitle important to have a ride). Meanwhile, my wife and I had been leasing an Impreza. So I took the Impreza back to the dealership, told them I wanted to upgrade to an Outback. Got…

Liberal application of a credit card.

You know Ann Richards’s daughter, who might know something. See how easy that was?

Beep beep! It’s Celica Man’s favorite One True Celica, the 1989 All-Trac Turbo. FWOOM!

I like it, despite the meh color choice and automatic. It’s a great low-mileage performance car for 4-banger Camry money. The body kit looks pretty good, and Lingenfelter is a top-shelf tuner of GM V8s.

Why, you need some hi-po parts for your Caviler yo?

Nice April Fool’s Joke, Jalopnik.

I hear ya, brother. Last time someone used the exit lane to pass me on the right, I shot them. SERVES ‘EM RIGHT!

What kind of sociopath thinks trying to kill someone over a traffic infraction is equivalent to the traffic infraction?

Asshole before and after prison.

George: “This is the 360 Spider. As we go through, I’ve kind of had to fix them all-”

I’m fine with this, as long as the car enters the country legally and follows the correct legal process to become registered in this country.

I blame Walmart.

Neat car, but not $6,250 neat for me. If I’m going to get a market specific Volkswagen that I’m not going to be able to get parts for, I’d rather have a Brasilia.

You know DAMN WELL this isn’t about some damn children.