What a sorry-ass excuse for an article this is. Were you half asleep when you wrote it?

OK, now I’m done for real. This “story” should be removed. I’m embarrassed to say that I read this site. Is your latest strategy based on Trump’s campaign - how many idiotic, offensive, self-destructive things can you do and not lose fans? DeMuro got out at just the right time.

Annnddd this is when I decided to stop reading Jalopnik.

I’d say I’m pretty Cavalier about the whole thing.

But Jay Leno endorsed him on his tv show!

Mark Wahlberg flipping off the starter!

Had to put that Wikipedia image to good use:

At least he left the Ram off the street. A real jerk would have abandonded it in the road.

Ferrari-Penske 512M:

“What the FOK!?!”

Because, like me, you’re annoyed that Matt LeBlanc can’t climb over a rollbar?

The STG (Still Top Gear) Show.

Do you mean like one of these? It’s a spring block that BMW uses keep the car from rocking on the suspension while in the container ship. Sometimes they forget to remove one or two at the port and it can take years for someone to notice - like when the struts get replaced and this falls out.

What is a T-pin? What’s its original purpose?

Don’t mix those up. You could really ruin that burrito.

He didn’t “accidentally” reach out.

Wait! We’re sharing pictures of dogs and McLarens?

Sebastian needs to ‘mind the gap’.

Well said! Nothing left to add except a hearty thank you to Tyler. FA was worthy of a bookmark on the first page.