“In 2009, the vehicle was painted re-painted in the famed Gulf colours and exhibited in the museum.”

This is the greatest thing Jalopnik has ever done for me.

“There’s eight gasoline and diesel engines available in Europe, but here in America we’ll be lucky if we get two of those.”

I succumbed to the click-bait headline and read this fully expecting a “Ha ha!” moment. And what could be gained by looking at yet another tuned-out 3000GT VR4 after 20+ years? But you wrote some good stuff and I was mildly annoyed when I couldn’t snicker at your ‘misfortuntes’. And then I came to that last photo. You…

These pictures don’t do the size justice. I haven’t seen it in person but from Google I came across this photo. That Tahoe looks like a small SUV! More pictures here:

“Damn fine automobile.”

I’d love to hear the 911 call and the ensuing emergency radio transmissions.

ANY safety-conscious tech inspector would want to have a word with you.

“Go Commando!”

Car barrels towards a crowd. Dozens of people flee. Camera dude stays put.

I must leave this here.

Fuck those door panels.

Unless someone PLACED said aircraft part and some luggage in the ocean... And the plane is really in ______. <insert sinister laugh>

How were these pieces found? Did they just show up yesterday?

Libby. She was in the psych hospital with Hurley.

No right side mirror? Hope it’s not a bottom-of-the-barrel stripper LTD. Pass. I’d rather go the Volvo Flying Brick route.

Kind of premature to call this one of the best or greatest of all time. Especially in a series with such tight rules because that could all change next week/month/year and this car could be a dud.

1985 Buick Century coupe (Landau roof). I found:

Thank you for this. For the life of me I couldn’t figure out how to rant about these commercials. All that came out was butbutbutbutbutthisisasanineandhorriblewritingevenbycommercialstandards. You nailed it.

Tonight....