Yup, a milder PSA about the benefits of not wearing seat belts is definitely the way to go.

But seriously, do these morons grasp the difference between the ACC and the NCAA? What about the concept of leverage, and their utter lack of it in this situation? Notions like “cause and effect” and “consequences” are clearly beyond their feeble grasps.

It’s because they’re stupid, and they think brands give their lives meaning.

I’d wear that Jews hat tomorrow

What was the stupid games?

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

The reason that the “polite, gun-owning society” logic is fallacious: If everyone owns a gun, then everyone can fight back, and its human nature(especially in males) to think of yourself as the hardass who will win instead of the victim who will lose—Hollywood does NOT help with this, but that’s another story.

The totally sincere and philosophically well-grounded conservative principle that local government is good when it means “states vs. fed” but bad when it means “cities vs. states”, endures. We should all be inspired by their commitment to this totally non-hypocritical point of view.

She’s behaving like a seasoned pro

Fans don’t “have” a team. Owners have teams. Fans watch teams.

“Right to have a team”?

I am really getting tired of this shit. Oh, the poor fans. It is not a surprise to anyone on planet earth that these franchises don’t care about their fans except as sources of income. Nobody has any illusions about this anymore - how could they possibly? The fans understand this perfectly well; whether they choose to…

Pro sports corporations don’t give a shit about their fans.

No, they can’t “hand out” guns at Arkansas games. Some black folks attend those games. Also, socialisms.

Seriously. That is their logic. More guns make us safer. Using that logic, loaded guns should be handed out at Arkansas football games like promotional bobbleheads and made mandatory.

But I thought more guns = more safety. And an armed society is a polite society. And I also thought that alcohol sales were banned in SEC stadiums. And also, Hitler disarmed the Germans when he took over (not really, but I read it somewhere). Why can’t I bring my arsenal in to cheer on the Hogs?1Q?! How else are the…

Simple: score, spike the ball and/or hand off to the ref, and go back and celebrate on the sideline with your team. This is the NFL, not the WWE.

This guy is a professional fighter. He’s a big guy. He’s also likely going to have plenty of commissary. He’ll be fine.

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

That’s bullshit a state like California couldn’t survive on its own.