I’ve never watched Mom but I’m pretty sure we like it around here. We’re definitely siding with her over Chris Pratt, if anyone asks.

She escaped from the mental institution and sent Raf a threatening message. I think she believes that it was Rafael and Petra who gaslit her with the “invisible” henchman?

I hated everything about Rogelio’s subplot. It nearly ruined my enjoyment of the rest of the episode.

Maybe they wanted to copyright a 4/4 version of the theme so they can finally sue every TV show and movie that uses some version of “NOT the Mission: Impossible theme” for spy sequences.

Poor John Krasinski is the one actor who, for me, will never get away from his most iconic role. Even more than, say, Daniel Radcliffe or Sarah Michelle Gellar.

You can’t fool me, that’s Stanley Tucci. 

There’s may be nothing appropriative about a straight man identifying as a “bear,” but it’s going to add an extra layer of confusing for anyone who assumes that all “bears” are gay. You essentially have to label yourself as “a bear (but straight [but supportive]),“ which kind of ruins the whole point of a label. 

QWOP or GTFO.

“... and that’s why, every year on this day, we set fire to a different kitchen using this now-fifty-year-old crockpot!”

I believed that too, but I think they would have dropped hints in this episode if that were the case. I thought she was needling James for the truth, but she seemed genuinely fooled when she was interacting with J’onn/Kara.

“Action” is a terrible name for a show in the Google age. What am I supposed to search, “Action Comedy”?

The evidence suggests you want to fuck the kangaroo.

Weird choice to have Danson deliver a roast in this episode, given his... history... with roasts. 

Digger, probably?

... we regret to inform you that PixelatedBoat made a bad Twitter joke.

“Christmas Shoes” is not only the worst Christmas song, but likely the worst song ever written, period. 

Mostly they reminded me of:

In terms of culture, Alberta is much more similar to Texas than Quebec is. In terms of relationship with the rest of the country, you’re spot on. 

I wonder if the same would be true for someone from the UK if you were to refer to, say Pasties or Yorkshire Pudding as being “British”. 

... slip a bantha under the tree, for me.