That was the plot of a Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law.

This is like eating a mediocre chicken sandwich at a restaurant and then demanding you also be allowed to eat the beaks and feathers.

Reporting someone who won’t use the character you think they should be using is a huge douchelord move. It almost sounds like Eric is taking the douchelord’s side here for some reason?

I’m hesitant to say anything, but I talked to a Hollywood producer yesterday who told me who Matt Reeves wants as Batman. And, I’ll be honest with you, the name they [gave] me caught me a little bit by surprise. I called somebody else later in the day, saying, ‘Hey, I heard this, is there any validity to this?’ And…

“Superman is on Supergirl! Arrow mentioned Batman! Look here’s where Wonder Woman lives! The Flash has his own show!”

If you were a 30-something serious defender of right and justice in your world, would you be wearing pajamas of yourself or would you be calling yourself on your Wolverine phone? No, you wouldn’t. He’s a serious guy. This is not a toy show. Sorry.

Also, wouldn’t the space whale, who is presumably accustomed to a zero-G environment, be crushed to death, unable to support it’s own weight, when beamed aboard the ship?

I just realized Legends of Tomorrow is more or less this century’s Quantum Leap.

First Trailer is already out!

How Carrie Fisher deals with bullshit.

How can Thor be your favourite Avenger when Quicksilver exis— nevermind.

When I was a little kitten, I remember a friend of mine told me that the Ultimate Warrior died because his arm bands cut off his blood circulation and that he was replaced by a look-alike. I like that ending to the story better.

What would Insomniac look like if Dave Attell was a white supremacist loser? Now you know.

Nothing sums up The Inhumans better than the fact that Medusa, a character whose raison d’etre for being is her hair HAS NO HAIR!

Amputation fetish?

In other words, Deeper is a reboot of The Abyss.

Well, when you totally fuck up a character, you tend not to want to see them as much as possible.