Do they sell Torahs at Costco now? Bit of a high end specialty item what with all the labor intensive quill calligraphy.

So why did they make a video about Katy Perry's beautiful death by car crash?

I'm sure the two black girls appreciated the gesture.

haha right? Really helps your awkward purchase stand out from all the other customers.

Fuck off asshole.

Why is it all public?!

Oh Lily Allen, this really does make things worse. I thought your video was a little too much "have your cake and eat it too" before, and now it just looks like Marie Antoinette talking with her mouth full.

STOP COUNTING and turn whatever your doing into a dance you are doing for its own sake, not a number total. Music is helpful but not necessary. Find synchronicity (in music, breath, or body alignment) and nurture it to obtain flow.

cool story bro

You guys don't get it. This is how much of a fuck Miley knows how not to give.

Words. Let's try again.

Miley has existed in the spotlight for such a long time that caring about her image is so automatic and ingrained that this is what happens when she tries to not care. She literally fails, but in a spectacular way. She…

There are strange things going on in the greys here.

Obviously. It's only tangentially related to the post

This was super amazing! I posted some quotations from it on my kinja blog.

Here more, including a tooooootally creepy one of a clearly underage Zac Efron.

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What about the other candidate who puts "you know *giggle*" in various inexplicable places during each answer?

We interviewed a candidate for our team yesterday and she began every single answer with "Um, I mean..."

Meanwhile in Tokyo... Living Dolls takes a different meaning!


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Grip strength! How does it work?

Cynthia Nixon throws major shade at The Carrie Diaries