Seriously? This thing?

It's just blah blah blah blah blah blah blah my virtuous ego blah blah blah I am so creative and special blah blah blah I am SO creative and SO special that i EVEN think the FEMINISTS are REASONABLE! How about that one guys? Yeah! I am the best.

and then it's like

blah blah blah Man Things blah…

TL:DR version:

Do you require more consideration than a computer can give? Does extending the use of computers to the task of defining what is human lead to a more accurate understanding of people or a more limited one?

Does focusing on the parts of us that are easily described in objective terms increase empathy or…

I certainly would love this sort of corporate data analysis driven social engineering to really take off and shape the future of social relationships.

Doesn't that sound both exciting and fulfilling?

It's so convenient how our personalities can be quantified and compared by computer algorithms. I certainly feel that…

Yeah, no homeless people in New York I guess? Cuz of all the helping hands?

OH my god what if I looked bad to someone on the internet?

What do i do?

Is there like an online burn clinic?

Do I apply water to burned area?

yes that's quite a devastating stereotype. Luckily I've been assured that city people are compassionate and kind at all times.

That's some nice pie in the sky bullshit.

The only social quality that New Yorkers exhibit on a greater level than most people everywhere is narcissism.

You can get directions in any part of the country. Heck, I gave directions last week and I live in a suburb! I know it's hard to believe that New Yorkers don't have a…

Oh yes, New Yorkers are just always kind and giving.

Which fantasy land do you live in?

Or option B: Leave them the fuck alone unless they ask you to talk. They're crying, not choking. You should be allowed to cry without someone else having to treat it as a problem they need to alleviate.

It's a relatively popular piercing spot too.

Commerce Clause

WAY TO RAISE THE DISCOURSE THO

IT's usually not a conversation. It's usually a yes or no question. Still, fair point.

I actually do this. You don't stick your finger in their ear, you just press down on their tragus to close the ear canal and then speak right into their ear. The tricky part is making sure you have sealed off their ear canal completely before shouting into the side of their head.

Yeah did you also hijack cars?

No, I'm being deliberately disagreeable, not obtuse. I understand your bullshit simplistic classist conceptions of identity encoding and I think they're stupid and shortsighted. You're just obtuse, deliberate or not.

Neither do any of the middle class people I know, but they're still portrayed that way in film.

She doesn't "look poor enough" to you? Nice

That's nice.

Ugh your language is super off putting