They're sitcom hilarious. Excellent to watch, shitty to be around.

“You can go out and do something like this, in your own manner and your own form,” she says. “You don’t have to be like monkeys imitating each other in the gym.”

I will try that smile trick. It sounds like some jedi level shit.

The police want you to meet the eyes and then look down while they keep staring. They require the visual altercation and THEN the submission. Without the altercation, the submission (looking down) looks like a sign of trying to take control of the interaction. With the initial altercation you are meeting them on their…

Being quite the stoner, i have developed a good habit of looking people in the eyes for the time it takes to say "Good morning!" or "Nice weather we're having" or "Small coffee with room for milk please" because my uptight sister used to complain to me that she didn't MIND when people were high she just didn't like…

In high school my brother created a club called PASC - People Against the Sound of Chewing - and set up a geocities website for it.

No problem

You are not only missing "some" context, you are actually missing ALL context. In that case, you would do well to listen carefully to the observations of those who do have all of the context. Which would be me.

That is an excellent elaboration upon your counterexample.

My energy is so strong that I would obliterate any fucking noncorporeal bullshit going on. Me'n Beyonce would put on our halo, turn on the radio, and say sweet dreams to that beautiful nightmare cuz I'M A GROWN WOMAN.

I'll live wherever I want.

That is an excellent counterexample.

Kids don't drink a fuck ton of booze because it doesn't come in delicious cookie form.

This looks really fake.

When you overlook abuse for any excuse, it's all about ALIGNING WITH POWER.

What an excellent way to stretch a shirt out in order to compress it. One can also compress a shirt without stretching it over its own balled up mass though.

Wow, what the fuck is wrong with you Anna Breslaw?

When's the lifehacker article on using sugru for orgasms?

And sometimes people are just doing their own thing, and they can’t escape the gaze of everybody else.

I think your description is pretty accurate

DO NEW THINGS.