Lindy you take the time to write these kind and exhaustive letters to many many idiots and it is really very nice of you. You are a nice person who is also very smart and your worldview is hella coherent.

My four older siblings are gen-X-ers, but they're also carrying that baby boomer torch for all its worth. I'm definitely one of the older millenials. The divide is exacerbated by their lack of computer knowledge and my computer science degree, so they still think all internet comments are like they were ten years ago.…

"The currency of the web economy is attention."

This. SO MUCH THIS! It's super bullshit.

The olds are calling us narcissistic because we don't worship children or the corporate workplace, two American religions based on the morality of self sacrifice. We also are extremely well versed in social bullshit and prize self-awareness. We play with that and it looks like narcissism. It'd be more accurate to call…

Are you kidding me? Where's weevil?

WHERE'S WALLACE MOFOS?!

Seriously? Girls is fucking hilarious to me, but maybe that's because I have a lot of friends trying to live that life and I like to laugh at them.

I had one really good straight guy friend in college (I am also a guy, but a gay one you know?), but we didn't talk about our feelings much. He was navigating some difficult territory with his potentially open relationship thingy that those crazy college kids do, and so one day I was like:

"Yo dude, so how do you feel…

I love Shonda Rhimes so so much. After every episode of Scandal I always post "Shonda Rhimes for President!" on facebook, and I mean it.

ha. ha.

At this point I believe your behavior qualifies as pathological.

if popular market research can be believed

IT'S LIKE A WHOLE SKANK COUNTRY

OMG I'M SHOCKED

It doesn't take advanced psychology to see that someone who is adamant about publicly slut shaming people they do not know and will never meet for wearing the wrong clothes is simply directing loathing and anger they have for themselves onto a readily available other. We accuse others of the sins of which we ourselves…

You must have a lot of self loathing to feel such a compulsion to call kim a skank on every article about her. I hope you can forgive yourself for whatever makes you feel this way

Right? I don't understand this justification for being rude and shitty about people's bodies.

Up to 50% off or more! ALL THE NUMBERS!

Let's be real here. Lauryn Hill's tax evasion doesn't have anything to do with other people's crimes. Millionaires need to pay their god damn taxes.

So your face really can freeze that way?

People think gayness has something to do with femininity, when really we just need to erase that stereotype from our minds.