I like the taste of sweet milky coffee so much that I'll drink decaf when I don't feel like having a lot of stimulants in the morning.

But I never have enough nerve to keep dumping sugar packets into my coffee until its DD Sweet! Them with their large spoons and devil-may-care sugar scooping really know how to raise that sucrose concentration.

Cola product placement came in many rhyming forms, all chronicled in my upcoming book "Playground Product Wars: The secret rhyming campaigns of Big Cola"

yup.

"Boys drink coke, to learn how to smoke

I have no trouble believing that Robyn reads Jezebel.

Didn't even read the article. Just came here to comment on the title

Ditto. I mean, Buffy was the height of his use of female empowerment and it was still pretty heavy on the paternalism. Since then he's just veered deeper into damaged super-girl and the men who are infatuated with her (which was a pretty big theme in Buffy anyway).

Joss Whedon makes shows about men and their favorite little girls.

Sorry can't hear you. I only read words that might save babies.

And now I'm laughing all over again. ROFL

Yup. She is so great.

I would do a lot more stuff with magnets if they didn't fuck with my head. I don't like the feeling of holding large magnets or a large quantity of magnets.

Yeah! Fuck that guy!

That's an interesting distinction you have there. How do I tell the difference between "person dismissal" and "idea dismissal"?

sorry D:

OMG that is a perfect description of how the original post is responding to Taylor Swift's comments! Thanks.

Yeah I was trying to cast her into darkness by blocking the light shining upon her. Get that Juzwiak out of my Jezebel.

Whenever someone is like "THESE ARE THE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE" I'm like "no".

Exactly! She's like "It's pretty sexist that a woman earnestly talking about her feelings and experiences in relationships cannot be taken seriously" and everyone's like "Shut up Taylor, you just write stupid songs about your experiences in relationships!"